i giggled like a schoolgirl
"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."
"I really did not mean to do that."
I just want to go to bed but preferably with you
But basically if anyone ever goes to a water place with me - including beaches, pools, aquariums, water parks, lakes, etc. - there is a 500% chance that I will love them forever.
Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs